The Oracle

So it begins.

Seeing Jesse pick up Final Fantasy 13 and start playing it reignited my interest for the game, So I picked up disc two (Jesse and I are using the same copy, he's on disc 1, Im now on Disc 2, Thank you Square Enix)and started playing again

It was a rough start.

Not remembering any guys abilities, or paradigms or anything I was overtaken by the easiest of foes, but fight after fight, try after try I finally started to regain my stride and dominate enemies again. But another problem arose

Barthandulus

The reason that I quit the game in the first time was the impossible boss I got stuck on in the next room, so I set my feet, and grinded.

And grinded and grinded and grinded.

Soon after hours of grinding I decided to fight the boss again

Killed after 5 minutes

Grind, Grind, Grind, Cry, Grind Grind, Lunch, Grind, Grind

2nd fight success.

But it was too close. I knew that if I was going to be successful in this game I was going to have to get help, I was going to have to see an expert, I was going to have to see

The Oracle

He hails from Portland, Oregon with his wife and 3 kids, and Has put over 7 millon hours into Final Fantasy games since the first one came out.

So I climbed the highest mountain to get cell phone service, and called him

After hours of talking and debating and comparing and laughing, and consolidating we came to an agreement

Everything I was doing was wrong.

Now with a new team, new set of paradigms, and a new battle plan I now am fully equipped to take on this game,

Jesse you suck


here we go.



P.S Jesses tattoo ideas are gay, in fact I came up with one of my own, so picture this, after you read Jesses half baked Idea about some not funny tattoo, you read mine that says

"At least Im not a wanted animal rapist"

Boom