Day One.

Holy butt. I'm so excited for this week. I have 5 days off, starting today. Gamefly game came in the mail. I rationed up. Out of the $110 of groceries I bought, I got --

-8 Powerades
-12 Fat Tires
-1 Rotisserie Chicken

What more does a man need?

I'll update when I 1k my game. I'll break 20k today. So. Pumped. For this week. Games games games games.

And Joseph sucks. Get ready to be in last, Joe. Josh is coming for you.

UPDATE: 2:10 PM: I'm down one bottle of gatorade, one rotisserie chicken, but up 520 gamerscore. I can taste 20k. Also, Backyard Sandlot Sluggers is more entertaining than Madden. That makes me laugh. Loalwlal.

UUUUPDATE: 2:18 PM: I started story mode. Of course, I tried to name my character Butt Face (Who wouldn't?) This is what happened.


"BAD WORD USED. PLEASE ENTER A DIFFERENT NAME"

- What?!?? A profanity filter?!? I tricked the game by naming my guy Butthol. I'm such a child.

UPDAIT: 3:52 PM: I, Jesse Wayne McDonald, have broke 20k. I'm the best at anything, ever, of all time.

UP DATE: 4:34 PM: Butthol Player has an astonishing career. 23/25, 14 HR, 18 RBI, and 0 losses. Hall of Fame numbers? You tell me. 3 Achievements left. I'll mop up after drug testing.

Final Update: 11:13 PM: I got it completed. I did some Halo with the bros. I think Sluggers took about 4 hours of gameplay to 1k. Some of the final achievements were tricky, and had to be done in the bottom of the 9th inning, which made things suck if you messed up. (Which I did.) Today was a big day. I broke 20k. I'm now the highest gamerscored person out of my friends. I passed Sam up today. Also, last but not least...

Josh is THIRTY points behind Joe. Joe, prepare to eat last place. It doesn't taste good.

Way last update: 12:35 AM: Josh is now in second. Boom