New Tattoo Ideas.

So I've been kicking around ideas for a new tattoo lately. I want it to involve video games, but not be gay. That's a very tough thing to do. There's nothing that screams "I live in my parents basement and will never contribute to society" as well a poorly placed Mario/Mega-Man/WoW tattoo. Serious. We've all been there. This was my first idea-- Picture a Final Fantasy scene, with these words in fancy writing--

I don't blink. I simply rail Joe's gamerscore.

Let it simmer. Think about it. Thoughts? What does it make you feel like? Anything? Hmmm...

Well. I had to kick that one out. The thought was too absolute. Seriously, who doesn't blink? That's just preposterous. Everyone blinks at least once. So I came up with this-- Once again, picture a beautiful scenery. (i.e. Valhalla from Halo 3, The Normandy from Mass Effect, Laguna Seca from various racing games.)

When you have the gaming Nirvana in your head, slowly imagine these words--

I have blinked once. There's precious little time to blink when you rail Joseph's gamerscore as hard as I do. I know, we can't all be legends. But someday, we will all look back at Joseph's small, measly, pitiful gamerscore, and realize that I took a nasty dump on it.

There. That's more like it.