Here's a running tally of how my night shift went. Ka. Chow. Mich.
6:00-8:00 PM - Work as usual. Lots of cleaning in preparation for the night ahead. I don't want to stop for anything but bed checks. I have been awake since 7 am. I am an Xbox playing machine. I drink a pot of coffee.
8:00 - I set the Xbox up. I let the kids play Lego Batman for a little bit before bedtime. I was hoping they'd get 1, maybe 2, achievements for me as a kicker.
8:01 - I am not prepared for their crap-lousy job. I say, "Guys, focus. Hit the green A button to jump," 40+ plus times in a 60 second time frame.
8:02 - All kids go to bed.
8:03 - Cleaning is once again top priority. Med checks/counts. Fridge temps checked. Garbages out. I do wind sprints in the basement to keep my pulse up. Bed checks.
8:30 - I eat one (1) bagel and one (65) bananas. Potassium. I needzit.
9:00 - Conan. Bed checks.
9:17 - ADTR played on Kimmel a week ago. I YouTube it. Also, Taking Back Sunday's album is complete. The universe can move on. If that album sucks, I'm cementing Q-Tips into my ear canals. Bed checks.
9:39 - Jennifer Garner is on Conan. She says stupid things. I contemplate throat chop.
9:41 - She is followed by Gabriel Iglesias. I'm happy. He looks fluffier.
9:44 - Gabriel Iglesias stands next to Conan. Conan is 1.5x taller than him. I fall off of the couch laughing. Gabriel Iglesias eats Conan. Bed checks.
9:55 - Fire up the Box. Cabela's Big Hunts '08. Let's do this. The game opens up with, "Somewhere in Western Canada..." This is going to be good.
10:10 - 4 achievements for shooting animals 75, 100, 150, and 200 yards, respectively. 135 g added.
10:20 - Seriously, a 9x10 Mule Deer?
10:27 - Oh, hey look! Elk that run into people! Bed Checks.
10:35 - I climbed a cliff (5 g) and a bear HIT ME IN THE FACE. IT WAS A BOOBY TRAP CLIFF!!
10:40 - I just shot the Mule Deer of Justice. 35 g. 6 so far for 175 g.
10:41 - 5 g. Cross the Log.
10:43 - Okay. So I thought this game was out of control. AND THEN I had to combat roll/dodge grizzly bear attacks and shoot him in the chest after each successive dodge. Holy Crap. This game sucks so hard that it's actually fun to watch. Oh yeah, this first hunt is in Montana. So far we're at 13 for 285 g. I've officially passed Joshua Benjamin's starting score. Bed Checks.
11:05 - hangn owt at teh crick. snipin teh mooz0rz. 35 g.
11:21 - 20 g. Elk head shot. I had to chase a stupid sheep around in this mission. Where the crap is the melee button. I could've shanked it and saved myself 10 minutes... Bed Checks.
11:39 - Hunting water buffalo in Argentina now. This buffalo refuses to die. Once again, need melee button.
11:43:20 - Apparently, shooting water buffalo in the head is frowned upon.
11:43:22 - Yeah, I don't care. He deserved it. 16 for 375 g. Bed Checks.
11:54 - I have given up on this games targeting system and have now ghost scripted a JackCock 9000 for melee attacks.
12:12 AM - Do you know what a kudu is? Me either, but I just shot one in the face. Bed Checks.
12:38 - Axis Deer = Done for. Ska-doosh.
12:49 - I JUST NO SCOPED A WATER BUFFALO!! I'M THE BEST HUNTER EVER!!!
12:50 - Bed Checks.
1:02 - Holy Butt. Cougar boss battle of suck. That was really hard. 60 % done with the game. 19 for 495 g so far tonight. I just realized that 2 hours of this game got me the same amount of achievement points as 25 hours of Mass Effect 2. Fail.
1:11 - I am currently running animals down in Ethiopia and shooting them with a cross bow, point blank. Achievements, I love you.
1:15 - Bed Checks/Cool down. Boss battle.
1:34 - Holy Butt Pt. II. "Oh hey, here's a crossbow. Go kill a leopard with it." Boss battle fails in this game. Checko el bedo.
2:03 - 3 more target practice achievements for 90 g. Total on the night I'm at 25 for 675 g. BEEEED CHEEEECK.
2:10 - Red Trophy Stag, meet crossbow neck-bolt. 35 g.
2:25 - You lose, Fallow Deer. I win. 35 g. 4 Achievements left.
2:33 - Wild Boar Victory. Once again, boss battles in this game are ridiculous. 28 for 785 g. Bed Checks. Also, switched some laundry over. Will fold soon. Need food. Getting hungry. Been awake for 19 hours now.
2:43 - Boom. Waterbuck trophy. All Big Hunt Chievos are done. Now I have to go fight a lion.
3:05 - Bed checks. Completed the game. 30 of 31 for 940 g. Apparently, I missed a shot on the lion, which you can't do, so I had to load a save and now I'm going to fight him again. Also, I broke 12k.
3:17 - WOWWHATARIDE!!! I'm now at 12,145. That lion took some serious shots in the chest. 31 of 31. 1000 g. I now have 8 games 100%. It's been a good day. Now I'll fold some laundry. Maybe I'll play more. We'll see.
3:33 - Folding more laundry. Eating food. Looking for easy Lego Batman Chievos.
4:02 - Kids still sleeping. When they have a good night, I do to. Popping in Lego Batman. I'm going to tally up all of my achievement points for the last 24 hours. It's been a big day. Currently, I'm at 39 achievements for 1095 g.
4:16 - 2 for 25 g in LB. Do 20 backflips in a row with Robin and have Batman slam 20 people down. 41 for 1120 g now.
4:28 - 1 for 10 g mas. I think that's my limit for the day. 42 for 1130 g. My gamercard hasn't updated on this side yet, but I'm now also ahead of Joe's starting point for the contest.
6:00-8:00 PM - Work as usual. Lots of cleaning in preparation for the night ahead. I don't want to stop for anything but bed checks. I have been awake since 7 am. I am an Xbox playing machine. I drink a pot of coffee.
8:00 - I set the Xbox up. I let the kids play Lego Batman for a little bit before bedtime. I was hoping they'd get 1, maybe 2, achievements for me as a kicker.
8:01 - I am not prepared for their crap-lousy job. I say, "Guys, focus. Hit the green A button to jump," 40+ plus times in a 60 second time frame.
8:02 - All kids go to bed.
8:03 - Cleaning is once again top priority. Med checks/counts. Fridge temps checked. Garbages out. I do wind sprints in the basement to keep my pulse up. Bed checks.
8:30 - I eat one (1) bagel and one (65) bananas. Potassium. I needzit.
9:00 - Conan. Bed checks.
9:17 - ADTR played on Kimmel a week ago. I YouTube it. Also, Taking Back Sunday's album is complete. The universe can move on. If that album sucks, I'm cementing Q-Tips into my ear canals. Bed checks.
9:39 - Jennifer Garner is on Conan. She says stupid things. I contemplate throat chop.
9:41 - She is followed by Gabriel Iglesias. I'm happy. He looks fluffier.
9:44 - Gabriel Iglesias stands next to Conan. Conan is 1.5x taller than him. I fall off of the couch laughing. Gabriel Iglesias eats Conan. Bed checks.
9:55 - Fire up the Box. Cabela's Big Hunts '08. Let's do this. The game opens up with, "Somewhere in Western Canada..." This is going to be good.
10:10 - 4 achievements for shooting animals 75, 100, 150, and 200 yards, respectively. 135 g added.
10:20 - Seriously, a 9x10 Mule Deer?
10:27 - Oh, hey look! Elk that run into people! Bed Checks.
10:35 - I climbed a cliff (5 g) and a bear HIT ME IN THE FACE. IT WAS A BOOBY TRAP CLIFF!!
10:40 - I just shot the Mule Deer of Justice. 35 g. 6 so far for 175 g.
10:41 - 5 g. Cross the Log.
10:43 - Okay. So I thought this game was out of control. AND THEN I had to combat roll/dodge grizzly bear attacks and shoot him in the chest after each successive dodge. Holy Crap. This game sucks so hard that it's actually fun to watch. Oh yeah, this first hunt is in Montana. So far we're at 13 for 285 g. I've officially passed Joshua Benjamin's starting score. Bed Checks.
11:05 - hangn owt at teh crick. snipin teh mooz0rz. 35 g.
11:21 - 20 g. Elk head shot. I had to chase a stupid sheep around in this mission. Where the crap is the melee button. I could've shanked it and saved myself 10 minutes... Bed Checks.
11:39 - Hunting water buffalo in Argentina now. This buffalo refuses to die. Once again, need melee button.
11:43:20 - Apparently, shooting water buffalo in the head is frowned upon.
11:43:22 - Yeah, I don't care. He deserved it. 16 for 375 g. Bed Checks.
11:54 - I have given up on this games targeting system and have now ghost scripted a JackCock 9000 for melee attacks.
12:12 AM - Do you know what a kudu is? Me either, but I just shot one in the face. Bed Checks.
12:38 - Axis Deer = Done for. Ska-doosh.
12:49 - I JUST NO SCOPED A WATER BUFFALO!! I'M THE BEST HUNTER EVER!!!
12:50 - Bed Checks.
1:02 - Holy Butt. Cougar boss battle of suck. That was really hard. 60 % done with the game. 19 for 495 g so far tonight. I just realized that 2 hours of this game got me the same amount of achievement points as 25 hours of Mass Effect 2. Fail.
1:11 - I am currently running animals down in Ethiopia and shooting them with a cross bow, point blank. Achievements, I love you.
1:15 - Bed Checks/Cool down. Boss battle.
1:34 - Holy Butt Pt. II. "Oh hey, here's a crossbow. Go kill a leopard with it." Boss battle fails in this game. Checko el bedo.
2:03 - 3 more target practice achievements for 90 g. Total on the night I'm at 25 for 675 g. BEEEED CHEEEECK.
2:10 - Red Trophy Stag, meet crossbow neck-bolt. 35 g.
2:25 - You lose, Fallow Deer. I win. 35 g. 4 Achievements left.
2:33 - Wild Boar Victory. Once again, boss battles in this game are ridiculous. 28 for 785 g. Bed Checks. Also, switched some laundry over. Will fold soon. Need food. Getting hungry. Been awake for 19 hours now.
2:43 - Boom. Waterbuck trophy. All Big Hunt Chievos are done. Now I have to go fight a lion.
3:05 - Bed checks. Completed the game. 30 of 31 for 940 g. Apparently, I missed a shot on the lion, which you can't do, so I had to load a save and now I'm going to fight him again. Also, I broke 12k.
3:17 - WOWWHATARIDE!!! I'm now at 12,145. That lion took some serious shots in the chest. 31 of 31. 1000 g. I now have 8 games 100%. It's been a good day. Now I'll fold some laundry. Maybe I'll play more. We'll see.
3:33 - Folding more laundry. Eating food. Looking for easy Lego Batman Chievos.
4:02 - Kids still sleeping. When they have a good night, I do to. Popping in Lego Batman. I'm going to tally up all of my achievement points for the last 24 hours. It's been a big day. Currently, I'm at 39 achievements for 1095 g.
4:16 - 2 for 25 g in LB. Do 20 backflips in a row with Robin and have Batman slam 20 people down. 41 for 1120 g now.
4:28 - 1 for 10 g mas. I think that's my limit for the day. 42 for 1130 g. My gamercard hasn't updated on this side yet, but I'm now also ahead of Joe's starting point for the contest.
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