Night Shift.

Well, here we are again. Night shift. I love it.

I got Fight Night Round 3 in the mail from Gamefly. Yes. So much fun. The first step in the achievement guide is, "Buy low blow and elbow to the face." It's going to be a good night.

10:00 pm - Arrive at work. Clean stuff. Kids in bed. Check some beds. Do laundry. Make coffee.

10:30 - Catch up with old co-worker who is returning to work. She's rad. Checka da beds.

11:00 - Hey guys, I got to play some xbox. Are you leaving yet? I think to myself... (bed checks.)

11:30 - Xbox. Engage. Fight Night time.

11:45 - Bed checks. E'eryone's safe.

12:03 am - Read achievement guide. It says a lot. I condense down to 'make a giant and rain ball punches.'

12:04 - I'm correct. I need to write a guide sometime.

12:05 - Wow. 21 ball punches before that guy threw in the towel. Good for him.

12:07 - Announcer - "Wow! I didn't know a boxer could throw up like that!"

12:10 - Bed checks. I'm tooth fairy tonight. She has strategically placed her hand under the pillow. Must wait for her to change her sleeping position before I can swap dollar for tooth. My my, she is smart.

12:15 - Achievements start rolling in. Ball punch. Ball punch.

12:19 - I've now perfected the art of ball punch > knockdown > elbow to the face on the way down. I knock dudes out in 45 seconds.

12:25 - I'm single handedly pseudo castrating a generation of boxers.

12:45 - Bed checks. Hand's still there. I'm 16-0 and I've yet to throw a legal punch.

1:15 - Announcer - 'Wow. With the elbow to the face, not only did Evander's eye socket get shattered, but also his dignity.'

1:20 - Bed checks. Still no tooth exchange.

1:27 - If only Frazier knew Ali's only weakness: 27 strategically placed groin shots.

1:44 - Despite this game being called Fight Night Round 3, I have yet to see the third round.

1:50 - Whatevs. I didn't want to be the tooth fairy anyway.

1:56 - Apparently, at some point in a fighter's heavyweight career, he no longer throws ball punches. I just knee people now. I just won that fight throwing ZERO punches. Fun times.

2:03 - Burger King just gave me a million dollars. Yes. 4 achievements so far for 500 g.

2:21 - Roy Jones Jr. You don't stand a chance.

2:22 - Yes. Roy Jones was the perfect height. I could knee him in the head while he was knocked down. 37 Second KO.

2:25 - 26-0-0 with 26 KO's.

2:32 - Chex on bedz.

2:39 - 80,000 dollars and a chance at the title!!

2:45 - 6 of 8 achievements. 750 g.

2:57 - Whilst on bed checks, I saw opportunity. I struck. Tooth fairy = accomplished. Now, the question is, what do I do with this bloody tooth? I got ripped off. I definitely would never pay a buck for a bloody tooth.

2:58 - 30,000 is getting really close. I'm at 28,156 right now.

3:10 - So far tonight, I've listened to full albums by Your Best Friend, Say Anything, The Sound of Animals Fighting, and City Light Thief. Victory.

3:18 - There was a fluke. 31-1-0 with 31 KO's.

3:21 - Boom. Heavyweight Title. My opponent threw 2 punches in that fight. 0 landed. Also, he looke like the villain off of Ghostbusters II. He deserved it. 1 Achievement left for 100 g. 900 so far.

3:45 - Oh Circa. You are too good to me.

3:58 - Boom. Game done. 4 hours. 1,000 g. Pumped. 28,406. That's a solid number. Getting come work done, then I'm going to Rock Band. Yes. Rock Band 3. With a keyboard. Yes.

4:49 - Wow. Keys are hard. Way hard. I'm having a tough time with medium. Well, got to get some work done before the 6 am shift comes on. I'm 1,000 points richer. Way pumped. Very close to 30 k. Bye dudez.