Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Portland.
Hayo. I'll be headed out to Portland tomorrow. No xbox for 4 days. Wow. That seems like an eternity. I have my Gamefly games coming in the mail. I'll let y'alls know how they go. I'll break 30k next Monday. Also, new Mass Effect DLC is out today. I'll get that on Monday, as well. Peace out, guys. See you in a few days. You stay classy San Diego.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
Night Shift.
Well, here we are again. Night shift. I love it.
I got Fight Night Round 3 in the mail from Gamefly. Yes. So much fun. The first step in the achievement guide is, "Buy low blow and elbow to the face." It's going to be a good night.
10:00 pm - Arrive at work. Clean stuff. Kids in bed. Check some beds. Do laundry. Make coffee.
10:30 - Catch up with old co-worker who is returning to work. She's rad. Checka da beds.
11:00 - Hey guys, I got to play some xbox. Are you leaving yet? I think to myself... (bed checks.)
11:30 - Xbox. Engage. Fight Night time.
11:45 - Bed checks. E'eryone's safe.
12:03 am - Read achievement guide. It says a lot. I condense down to 'make a giant and rain ball punches.'
12:04 - I'm correct. I need to write a guide sometime.
12:05 - Wow. 21 ball punches before that guy threw in the towel. Good for him.
12:07 - Announcer - "Wow! I didn't know a boxer could throw up like that!"
12:10 - Bed checks. I'm tooth fairy tonight. She has strategically placed her hand under the pillow. Must wait for her to change her sleeping position before I can swap dollar for tooth. My my, she is smart.
12:15 - Achievements start rolling in. Ball punch. Ball punch.
12:19 - I've now perfected the art of ball punch > knockdown > elbow to the face on the way down. I knock dudes out in 45 seconds.
12:25 - I'm single handedly pseudo castrating a generation of boxers.
12:45 - Bed checks. Hand's still there. I'm 16-0 and I've yet to throw a legal punch.
1:15 - Announcer - 'Wow. With the elbow to the face, not only did Evander's eye socket get shattered, but also his dignity.'
1:20 - Bed checks. Still no tooth exchange.
1:27 - If only Frazier knew Ali's only weakness: 27 strategically placed groin shots.
1:44 - Despite this game being called Fight Night Round 3, I have yet to see the third round.
1:50 - Whatevs. I didn't want to be the tooth fairy anyway.
1:56 - Apparently, at some point in a fighter's heavyweight career, he no longer throws ball punches. I just knee people now. I just won that fight throwing ZERO punches. Fun times.
2:03 - Burger King just gave me a million dollars. Yes. 4 achievements so far for 500 g.
2:21 - Roy Jones Jr. You don't stand a chance.
2:22 - Yes. Roy Jones was the perfect height. I could knee him in the head while he was knocked down. 37 Second KO.
2:25 - 26-0-0 with 26 KO's.
2:32 - Chex on bedz.
2:39 - 80,000 dollars and a chance at the title!!
2:45 - 6 of 8 achievements. 750 g.
2:57 - Whilst on bed checks, I saw opportunity. I struck. Tooth fairy = accomplished. Now, the question is, what do I do with this bloody tooth? I got ripped off. I definitely would never pay a buck for a bloody tooth.
2:58 - 30,000 is getting really close. I'm at 28,156 right now.
3:10 - So far tonight, I've listened to full albums by Your Best Friend, Say Anything, The Sound of Animals Fighting, and City Light Thief. Victory.
3:18 - There was a fluke. 31-1-0 with 31 KO's.
3:21 - Boom. Heavyweight Title. My opponent threw 2 punches in that fight. 0 landed. Also, he looke like the villain off of Ghostbusters II. He deserved it. 1 Achievement left for 100 g. 900 so far.
3:45 - Oh Circa. You are too good to me.
3:58 - Boom. Game done. 4 hours. 1,000 g. Pumped. 28,406. That's a solid number. Getting come work done, then I'm going to Rock Band. Yes. Rock Band 3. With a keyboard. Yes.
4:49 - Wow. Keys are hard. Way hard. I'm having a tough time with medium. Well, got to get some work done before the 6 am shift comes on. I'm 1,000 points richer. Way pumped. Very close to 30 k. Bye dudez.
I got Fight Night Round 3 in the mail from Gamefly. Yes. So much fun. The first step in the achievement guide is, "Buy low blow and elbow to the face." It's going to be a good night.
10:00 pm - Arrive at work. Clean stuff. Kids in bed. Check some beds. Do laundry. Make coffee.
10:30 - Catch up with old co-worker who is returning to work. She's rad. Checka da beds.
11:00 - Hey guys, I got to play some xbox. Are you leaving yet? I think to myself... (bed checks.)
11:30 - Xbox. Engage. Fight Night time.
11:45 - Bed checks. E'eryone's safe.
12:03 am - Read achievement guide. It says a lot. I condense down to 'make a giant and rain ball punches.'
12:04 - I'm correct. I need to write a guide sometime.
12:05 - Wow. 21 ball punches before that guy threw in the towel. Good for him.
12:07 - Announcer - "Wow! I didn't know a boxer could throw up like that!"
12:10 - Bed checks. I'm tooth fairy tonight. She has strategically placed her hand under the pillow. Must wait for her to change her sleeping position before I can swap dollar for tooth. My my, she is smart.
12:15 - Achievements start rolling in. Ball punch. Ball punch.
12:19 - I've now perfected the art of ball punch > knockdown > elbow to the face on the way down. I knock dudes out in 45 seconds.
12:25 - I'm single handedly pseudo castrating a generation of boxers.
12:45 - Bed checks. Hand's still there. I'm 16-0 and I've yet to throw a legal punch.
1:15 - Announcer - 'Wow. With the elbow to the face, not only did Evander's eye socket get shattered, but also his dignity.'
1:20 - Bed checks. Still no tooth exchange.
1:27 - If only Frazier knew Ali's only weakness: 27 strategically placed groin shots.
1:44 - Despite this game being called Fight Night Round 3, I have yet to see the third round.
1:50 - Whatevs. I didn't want to be the tooth fairy anyway.
1:56 - Apparently, at some point in a fighter's heavyweight career, he no longer throws ball punches. I just knee people now. I just won that fight throwing ZERO punches. Fun times.
2:03 - Burger King just gave me a million dollars. Yes. 4 achievements so far for 500 g.
2:21 - Roy Jones Jr. You don't stand a chance.
2:22 - Yes. Roy Jones was the perfect height. I could knee him in the head while he was knocked down. 37 Second KO.
2:25 - 26-0-0 with 26 KO's.
2:32 - Chex on bedz.
2:39 - 80,000 dollars and a chance at the title!!
2:45 - 6 of 8 achievements. 750 g.
2:57 - Whilst on bed checks, I saw opportunity. I struck. Tooth fairy = accomplished. Now, the question is, what do I do with this bloody tooth? I got ripped off. I definitely would never pay a buck for a bloody tooth.
2:58 - 30,000 is getting really close. I'm at 28,156 right now.
3:10 - So far tonight, I've listened to full albums by Your Best Friend, Say Anything, The Sound of Animals Fighting, and City Light Thief. Victory.
3:18 - There was a fluke. 31-1-0 with 31 KO's.
3:21 - Boom. Heavyweight Title. My opponent threw 2 punches in that fight. 0 landed. Also, he looke like the villain off of Ghostbusters II. He deserved it. 1 Achievement left for 100 g. 900 so far.
3:45 - Oh Circa. You are too good to me.
3:58 - Boom. Game done. 4 hours. 1,000 g. Pumped. 28,406. That's a solid number. Getting come work done, then I'm going to Rock Band. Yes. Rock Band 3. With a keyboard. Yes.
4:49 - Wow. Keys are hard. Way hard. I'm having a tough time with medium. Well, got to get some work done before the 6 am shift comes on. I'm 1,000 points richer. Way pumped. Very close to 30 k. Bye dudez.
Friday, March 25, 2011
Big day.
So, Blogspot decided to put links in my text. I'm not happy about this. I may be buying my own domain soon and just shifting everything over. This is bull crap.
Also, I made a new page, titled Game Creation. Check it out.
Also, I made a new page, titled Game Creation. Check it out.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Inferno Hell Death Mode.
Joe and I champed through Gears of War today. Wooooooooo. Super fun. Hardcore is quite tough on that game. Now we're onto insane.
The last boss in Gears is super lame. Not a fun fight. He can kill you on will, at any time, for no reason. Nonetheless, we triumphed. Way cool.
I like achievements that have you play games at higher difficulties. They make you work for your money. But they have to stack. If they don't, it's dumb. No one wants to beat a game on Very Easy, Easy, Medium, Medium-Hard, Hard, Super Hard, Way Tough Hard, Hell Mode, Inferno Hell Mode, and Inferno Hell Death Mode to get the achievements for each. Thanks, Guitar Hero. You suck.
I'm so close to 60%. So close. (Calculates.) I'm just under 57% right now. 53 more achievements on current games. That's all I need. I'll probably start the countdown soon.
ALSO. Big one. I broke 20,000 for the contest today. In 3 months, I've scored 20,200 points. I feel like a champ. Now, with me playing real games more often, this makes me feel even cooler.
Holy crap. The more I think about today, the more I realize happened. I bought Mass Effect today. It was an accident, actually. I bid $7 on it about 2 weeks ago, and just today the auction ended. That was a fun e-mail. Congratulations! I want $7 dollars! You get Mass Effect!
Today was a victory. Fa sho.
The last boss in Gears is super lame. Not a fun fight. He can kill you on will, at any time, for no reason. Nonetheless, we triumphed. Way cool.
I like achievements that have you play games at higher difficulties. They make you work for your money. But they have to stack. If they don't, it's dumb. No one wants to beat a game on Very Easy, Easy, Medium, Medium-Hard, Hard, Super Hard, Way Tough Hard, Hell Mode, Inferno Hell Mode, and Inferno Hell Death Mode to get the achievements for each. Thanks, Guitar Hero. You suck.
I'm so close to 60%. So close. (Calculates.) I'm just under 57% right now. 53 more achievements on current games. That's all I need. I'll probably start the countdown soon.
ALSO. Big one. I broke 20,000 for the contest today. In 3 months, I've scored 20,200 points. I feel like a champ. Now, with me playing real games more often, this makes me feel even cooler.
Holy crap. The more I think about today, the more I realize happened. I bought Mass Effect today. It was an accident, actually. I bid $7 on it about 2 weeks ago, and just today the auction ended. That was a fun e-mail. Congratulations! I want $7 dollars! You get Mass Effect!
Today was a victory. Fa sho.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Boom.
The contest may or may not have changed. We're not sure yet. More on that around my b-day.
I hit over 1,000 achievements and also have a total of 20 completed games now. Pretty stoked on that. 16,000 points from 20 games (15 retail, 5 XBLA.)
I'm really glad I have a big buffer on Joshua and Joe right now, because I've reached my limit on playing crappy games. Don't get me wrong, I can enjoy easy thousand pointers like Disney games and certain sports games, but online forums are a pretty solid indicator of game quality, and I shant partake in garbage anymore. That being said, I'm getting a list together of games that I want to play.
- Mass Effect 1 and 2
- Dead Space 2
- Red Dead Redemption
- Plus I want to finish Final Fantasy and Reach.
Here we go. I got a solid few weeks ahead of me. Boom.
I hit over 1,000 achievements and also have a total of 20 completed games now. Pretty stoked on that. 16,000 points from 20 games (15 retail, 5 XBLA.)
I'm really glad I have a big buffer on Joshua and Joe right now, because I've reached my limit on playing crappy games. Don't get me wrong, I can enjoy easy thousand pointers like Disney games and certain sports games, but online forums are a pretty solid indicator of game quality, and I shant partake in garbage anymore. That being said, I'm getting a list together of games that I want to play.
- Mass Effect 1 and 2
- Dead Space 2
- Red Dead Redemption
- Plus I want to finish Final Fantasy and Reach.
Here we go. I got a solid few weeks ahead of me. Boom.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Day One.
Also, I got my Star Wars game. It sucked. I played it for 20 minutes, died 60932 times, and wrapped it back up. It's going back to Gamefly. Can't do it.
I'm 5300 up on Joshua. 8500 up on Joe. I can taste victory.
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